Tolan McNeil

Tolan McNeil
Tolan McNeil

Tolan McNeil!

Born September 1, 1969, at the stroke of noon, in the sleepy little town of Pascagula.

Tolan's biggest fan, Aaron Chapman, once carved Tolan's name into his forearm with a butter knife. Tolan has been known to collect hotel room keys from matronly ladies with his stirring medley of Al Jolson instrumentals. In 2002, McNeil became the first Inuit to climb Panaroma Point in Nebraska, a feat still discussed around Chet's Diner in Ogallala. And did you know Tolan McNeil's line of personal hygiene products is now available at fine pharmacies everywhere?

Tolan retired from music in 1968 to become a mushroom hurdler.

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