Rob Wright

Rob Wright!

Born September 20, 1956, in Cold Lake, Alberta.

Star of the popular choral group The Despot's Singers, Rob, along with The Chunkies, has lent his harmonic talents to The Show Business Giants on numerous recordings.

A popular turn out at auto da fe's everywhere with his famous renditions of "I'm Gonna Operate A Big Wheel Someday", "Rack and Roll and "Call Me Parsee-monious", amongst others.

A philanthropist, Rob spends a disproportionate amount of his time administering to those less fortunate than you at his Home For Aging Idiot Savants. Tours available daily 1-5. Please call ahead for reservations.

Despite a lifelong affliction with illiteracy caught during a stint with the Peace Corps, Rob has penned many an investigative article on the corruption of the Estonian Postal System and came in second for a Golden Globe in his pursuit for justice. Unfortunately, he mailed in the last piece on the subject and fell just a bit short.