Sylvia Kenny

Here we are in the land of the most pleasant actions known. The personal physiotherapist of that Grand Old Man of the Uterine Adapter, Neckbeard. Sylvia was stranded on a deserted island off the coast of Clugalagos for six months and survived on one tin of Tofurky.

Svengali-like cattle rustler Neckbeard refers to her as "The Kidney Mooter", for reasons yet obscure.

Like ex-Mod Squad Manager Tige Andrews, Sylvia utilizes her own lint to further her artistic aims, which have led to a great many enthusiastic kudos world wide, including more that three from legendary critic Neckbeard.