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Everything We Know About John
Born September 1, 1963 in Narnia
- The guitarist's guitarist is also the wealthy heir to the KING AND ODIE wainscotting installation empire.
- The proud father of 17 children! John is one of only three private residents in Canada legally entitled to operate and maintain, and recruit for, a harem. His head eunuch, is one Craig Bougie; a man sadly stricken by a particularly virulent form of congenital Brewer's Droop.
- John Wright owns and personally runs a stabling enterprise and hostelry. At the time of this writing it is home to more than 38 champion thoroughbreds! What's the secret? John has his boswell Bougie walk each horse over him twice a day! "It's what you might call an eight hands on approach."
- John, always on the board of some charitable enterprise or other, is actively campaigning to have the word "parenthesis" changed to "brackets", or "brackeanx".
- His private collection of guitars owned by Rollin' Stone, Ronnie Wood, numbers in the hundreds and is currently not on display at Ronnie Wood's castle in Eire.
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