Calvin Dick

Son of television evangelist Euclid Dick, and younger brother of enforced sterility pioneer, Luther Dick, Calvin is serving not less than 3 and not more than 5 years in a dungeon in Vatican City for attempting the despoilation of all pictures, facts, arcana and papers pertaining to the Pope Julian II.

The only member of the Show Business Giants family with testicular pet names: Erasmus and Rabelais. As to which is left and which is right, you must ask him upon his release, or you can contact him at... www.martyrsofthe21stcentury.com